♪Who took the bomp?! ♪

7/14/09 01:25 am

im sorry for the awful oncein-a-while posts that are not friends-only. they're mistakes. i almost want to go back n fix them all. why cant they be the same as my other ones? they just had to be contrary.

just a nibble?

8/31/08 09:35 pm

So I'm totally reading a REAL TEEN MOMS community on livejournal. life is good.

Marge and I just played on the NEW PARK in front of our house. it seems every couple years it gets changed. geezzzz. I got fuckin dizzy as hell on it though

uh uh uh uh at work the FIRE ALARM went off. Yeah, in the fucking mall. Thats not even the best part, the best part was this conversation:

Me to customers: Hi, sorry but we're going to have to evacuate the store and building.
Customers: oohhh.... okay.. *KEEP SHOPPING*
Me: Are you seriously continuing to shop?

so yeah. fucking bitches. On another note I start college right away. zaaaanny.

7/19/08 10:32 am - An Important Announcement

GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!!!

After 17 years of NEVER HAVING A JOB. I, Victoria, got one.

Seriously. I start today. I'm stoked. Now I will have money to feed my addictions.

Everyone buy me presents as a congratulatory thang. Please.

7/7/08 11:39 pm

bitchings from my life:

-first and foremost, I just want to give head
-...preferably to a certain ginger
- I went tanning outside with Stefan. First I dealt with a BURN FROM HADES. and then peeling. and now my cleavage is scabbed and looks like that of an 80 year old.
- I want a job
- my vagina is slightly hairy because if I shave it I will go on a tangent of promiscuous sex
- I took chocolate laxatives the other day. shits galore.
-I went to BPs last night and ordered Cactus cut potatos. I had leftovers. When I woke up I had spicy burn-the-asshole shits. I ate my leftovers. half an hour ago I shit some more. 5 minutes ago I sht again. It hurts to sit down right now.

Good points in my life:
-Gargoyles and Little Britain.

3/18/08 12:16 pm

Totally bored and at home during my third block SPAREZAZ. Taking Caitlin's advice and COMING BACK TO LIVEJOURNAL. and I also took this survey from her. I HOPE IT IS GOOD. I SAW ONE QUESTIONA ND THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN.

( WHAT WOULD YOU DO.. )

Current Music: THE NEWZ

Current Mood:

rejected

7/10/07 03:25 am

this summer should be pretttty fine.

4/6/07 04:30 pm

HEY FUCK YOU. SPRING BREAK FTW.

just a nibble?

3/15/07 06:36 pm

Christina Aguilera and PCD were amazing. hellazzesazaz

just a nibble?

2/18/07 07:50 pm

YEAH YEAH YEAH LETS HAVE A DANCE PARTY.

11/8/06 08:34 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIRSTYYYYY!!!!!!!

10/6/06 07:40 am

I really wanna do this, too!

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something I like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.

7/9/06 10:27 am - Take Your Guesses! (no it isn't me)

I spy with my little eye, some one who iss........

An obsessive cow.

Post here with YOUR answers. Anonymously or not.

Current Music: Because it's not love (but it's still a feeling)

Current Mood:

creative

6/18/06 10:31 pm

YOUR MOTHER WAS A ~~JACKEL~~ MICHELLE JEAN, GOVERNOR GENERAL.

4/17/06 07:35 pm - Cosmo TwoBELLZ

( FOLLOW THE CUT TO BEAUTY )

Current Music: Ageless Beauty

4/4/06 08:39 pm

ur the apple of my ey\

lol~~~~~~`

4/2/06 10:34 pm

( hello )

3/30/06 08:37 pm - PUMP IT!!!!!

YOU GET TO ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

No matter how random, revealing, rude or pointless I promise to answer them 100% truthfully. Repost this to see what others ask you...

Tags: bitch

Current Location: bitch

Current Music: bitch

Current Mood: bitch

3/26/06 12:43 am

ijustlostat mario party 7

..

EDIT: this is MATTHEW and NO SHE DIDN'T she THOUGHT she lost but it turned out that she won

:)

2/18/06 01:40 pm

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Vick_e

Do ittttttttttt.

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